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Mission to Mars vs The Martian (SPOILERS)

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Again, beware for spoilers. For those who haven't read the book or seen the recent movie adaptation of The Martian yet, this comic is kind of a big spoiler. As for those who haven't seen Mission to Mars... Believe me, you won't really give a damn if anyone dies in that film, really.

I have seen The Martian two times in the theater for how bloody good it was. But ever since I saw it the first time, the moment Mark Watney had to reach his female colleague (who coincidentally was using a jetpack like Terry), I remembered Mission to Mars, and while it wasn't nice to remember that piece of shit gigantic disappointment of a film while enjoying a good movie, I also laughed realizing what a complete and utter moron Woody was, on top of being flat and bland like the rest of the characters in that shitty film.

And isn't it sad that a movie that is meant to be realistic has a more logical solution than a film that isn't meant to be realistic?

Kids, this is the power of good writing: realistic or not, you have to use your brain to find a logical solution. And avoid BAD writing for the sake of cheap drama that tries to make me care of a boring character... Among all directors out there, I would have never expected Brian De Palma to do this mistake.

Bottomline, The Martian is an awesome film and Mark Watney was a great and likeable protagonist, Mission to Mars is one of the worst movies I've ever seen and Woody, Terry and every single one of those charmless dickheads were idiots. Especially Woody. Fuck you, Woody. Fuck you. Enjoy being turned into a CGI silver statue, you dramaqueen. I'm so glad The Martian gave me more stuff to use against MTM's stupidity.
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is it just me, or do those astronauts look like kerbals?