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Flatwoods Monster by killb94 Flatwoods Monster by killb94
...Allright... This has to be the WORST cryptid ever! No, seriously, this creature and its story looks like a SPOOF of a cryptid legend!

Basically one night in 1952 five kids, their dog and two adults saw a UFO landing in a woodland. So they went and found the UFO... Alongside this 10-foot tall... THING... That was described having a red head with bright eyes and a black heart-shaped cowling, a green man-shaped body clad in a dark pleated skirt..? And not only that, but the clown..I MEAN "CRYPTID" also emanated a stinky mist?!

...Okay, where are the Power Rangers when you need them?
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:iconmnemothra:
Mnemothra Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2017  Professional Writer
Laughing my ass off! Woohooooo! Love  Hahahaha!!! This is so awesome!! Great Cryptid collab humor!!
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:iconjcsstudio:
JCSStudio Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
I guess it's not just the planet Uranus they have discovered. 
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:icontoothless-song-4ever:
Toothless-Song-4ever Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2017  Student Artist
The dragon (looks like smaug) is throwing up.. XD
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:iconkillb94:
killb94 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2017  Student Filmographer
lol it's the Jersey Devil.
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:icontoothless-song-4ever:
Toothless-Song-4ever Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2017  Student Artist
IKR! Did you ever look back at this drawing and thought the jersey devil looked like Smaug?
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:iconkillb94:
killb94 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2017  Student Filmographer
Not really. At least not Peter Jackson's Smaug. I know the Smaug from the Hobbit cartoon looks less reptilian and has fur, but it didn't have horns or dorsal spines like Jersey here.
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:iconhashtagdown:
HashtagDown Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thats just tooo cuteee!
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:iconggartwork:
GGArtwork Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
The UFO'S face... it's the best part of the picture.
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:icongravitycrossover5:
GravityCrossover5 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
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:iconjustarandomgourgeist:
JustaRandomGourgeist Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
UFO : dayum
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:iconmarshall-e:
Marshall-E Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I agree. Someone ought to call on The Power Rangers.
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:iconbiotech01:
biotech01 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2016
it was just a scared/angry owl(all they saw was the head). the rest was imagined by other people who wanted attention.
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:icondr-xiii:
Dr-XIII Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2016   Digital Artist
Poor jackalope, though. XD

Also; Chupacabra: Oh, HELL NO! I'm outta here!
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:iconntsefan:
NTSEFAN Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
This is very funny! I just love the various reactions on their faces.  
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:iconalvinorsupporterfnf1:
This helps me be less scared of the creepy images of Flatwoods Monster. Thanks! ^^
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:iconmarchonking:
MarchonKing Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2015
XD
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:iconinvaderdoom78:
invaderdoom78 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2015  Hobbyist
This just made my day
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:iconenigmus-288:
Enigmus-288 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2015
Oh this one is no Joke my friend it may not look like much I'll give you that but it's still a force I think that should be reckoned with trust me on that. 😓 
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:iconthenenoboy6:
thenenoboy6 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015
Wow! O_o XD
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:iconscp-811hatena:
SCP-811Hatena Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow. Calm down, princess! No need to get so butthurt over just one cryptid!
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:iconkillb94:
killb94 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Student Filmographer
Sigh... Mothman and Flatwoods Monster by killb94
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:iconscp-811hatena:
SCP-811Hatena Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I apologize for my comment.
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:iconfunnyfurryfox:
FunnyFurryFox Featured By Owner May 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey dont blame the monster
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:iconkillb94:
killb94 Featured By Owner May 31, 2015  Student Filmographer
I said many times that I take back what I said about Flatwoods (even though I still find this picture to be amusing) I made another drawing with it: Mothman and Flatwoods Monster by killb94
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:iconfunnyfurryfox:
FunnyFurryFox Featured By Owner May 31, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Okay
it is kind of funny
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:iconadamantium91:
ADAMantium91 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015
Mothman: "Hmmm....even I didn't see this one coming."
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:iconsuperawesomegodzilla:
Because a furry dragon that's supposed to be demonically cursed and breathes poisonous gas and still lives to this day is much better xD

Still love this pic though.
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:iconkillb94:
killb94 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  Student Filmographer
Or a horny rabbit XD

Yeah, I was kind of dumb when I made this drawing, not realizing that the others aren't that better in comparison to Flatty XP I eventually made a more respectful drawing for it, though.
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:iconcryptdidical:
Cryptdidical Featured By Owner Edited Jan 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You know, a great many strange creatures, aliens, hairy humanoids, sea monsters, and even demons and ghosts seem to give off a putrid odour. It's actually a strangely common factor to sightings. What it means is anyone's guess.
I like your art style though. 
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VictorianMycomancer Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014
Aww, I've always had a soft spot for Flatty, it was such a strikingly off looking thing when I saw it in my book.  And your drawing has done nothing but further endear the beast to me.  

And that poor Jackalope!
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:iconkillb94:
killb94 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Student Filmographer
Well, I have no problems with people liking Flatty, and I do see how he can be so odd to be adorable, looking back now.
This drawing was essentially just made for shit and giggles anyway, not to be taken seriously at the slightest XD

And what about Mothman? The poor dude is gonna be scarred for life!!
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:iconvictorianmycomancer:
VictorianMycomancer Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014
Yeah, but he's not covered Jersey Devil puke.  Mothy's psycholgical scars will fade, but I'm not so sure about that smell.
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:iconkillb94:
killb94 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Student Filmographer
There, I just made a new Flatwoods Monster drawing, and it's not disrespectful. killb94.deviantart.com/art/Mot…
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Revan005 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014
Very funny and poor cryptids.:XD:

All cryptids - FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:XD::XD::XD::XD::XD::XD::XD::XD::XD::XD::XD:
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:icondjjacob1954:
Djjacob1954 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014
If you think it's the worst, why did you draw it?
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:iconkillb94:
killb94 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Student Filmographer
I wanted to make fun of it and share this thought with my DA friends and the people who watch my stuff.

Also because I never met anyone else outside of me who thinks this monster and its legend look and sound dumb.
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:icondjjacob1954:
Djjacob1954 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014
You know what'd be funny?
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:iconkillb94:
killb94 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Student Filmographer
No.
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:icondjjacob1954:
Djjacob1954 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014
You know how the monster emits a poison gas?
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:iconntsefan:
NTSEFAN Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
It farts?
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:icondjjacob1954:
Djjacob1954 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2016
Exactly. Very similar to mustard gas.
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:iconntsefan:
NTSEFAN Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I knew it.
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:iconkillb94:
killb94 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Student Filmographer
STOP RIGHT THERE AND NO, I'm not drawing that.
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:icondjjacob1954:
Djjacob1954 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014
I still think it's a cute drawing.
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:icondjjacob1954:
Djjacob1954 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014
Cute!
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:iconkurvosvicky:
KurvosVicky Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL That's a weird monster. XP
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:iconsadlilac:
SadLilac Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Student General Artist
this is so cute <333
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