Death Battle: Killer Klowns VS Martians

As a great man once said... Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds!

So today I am going to do a Death Battle between two rather comedic alien invaders from two of my favorite alien invasion movies, the 1988 "Killer Klowns from Outer Space", by the Chiodo Brothers, and 1996 "Mars Attacks!" by Tim Burton.
It took me a while to figure out an original Death Battle concept someone else didn't already thought, but I think I finally found a winning couple for our monster mash.
Hopefully this will be fun and most importantly very educational.

So, let's check out the facts of our red nosed intergalactic killers, shall we?

The Killer Klowns
Height: They go from 4 feet tall to 6.
Weight: Unknown.
Species: ...Body liquids-consuming aliens that look like clowns?
Feats & Memorable Accomplishments
=Invaded an entire town and harvested its entire population for their food supplies.
=Quite literally made a dummy out of an asshole police chief despite the fact he said he wouldn't have let that happen.
=Being my NIGHTMARE FUEL when I was younger...
Powers & Abilities
=Bizzarre clown-themed and cartoony abilities to break the laws of physics.
=Almost total invulnerability.
=Very good at imitating voices of other people.
=Somehow make everyone believe they're regular clowns despite being more deformed than Joseph Merrick.
Weaknesses
=Their red noses.
=Their flawed mental competences.

With a mothership shaped like a circus tent and their facial makeup and clothing that looks exactly like clowns (so much that the protagonsits actually theorize that the Klowns may have already visited the Earth and WE stole their looks), our colourful blood-sucking freaks are individuals you may not want to meet down a street.
Their weaponry consists in laser guns that can cover the target victim with a cotton candy-like substance which then melts it into liquid so that the Klowns can gain their nutrition, or trap the victim into a balloon. They also have a sort of biological weapon: Klown-Snakes that grow up from popcorn-like seeds that they shoot to the victims through colourful and big-sized shotguns. They also have pies filled with an acidic solution which can melt the flesh leaving the bones.
Physically, the Klowns aren't the fastest runners, but they can still rely on their invisible vehicles to move quicker from a place to the other. Their bodies are able to resist to gunshots and they can regenerate immediatly, they can also twist part of their bodies or send powerful punches that are strong enough to rip your head off your neck. They can even control matter itself to an extent: aside from the invisible cars, they can turn shadow puppets into real, enlarged monsters to gobble up several victims in one catch.
Much like the Predators from their film series and franchise, the Klowns are also able to imitate flawlessly the voice of their prey to fool/attract another prey, and just like the Predators, the Klowns can outsmart the adversary even without relying on their weapons.

And now let's see what the bullies from the red planet have to show us against the "diabolical bozos"...

The Martians
Height: 4 feet tall.
Weight: Maybe around 6 lbs.
Species: MARTIANS..? The inhabitants of planet Mars? Quite obvious if you ask me.
Feats & Memorable Accomplishments
=Almost took over the entire Earth by wiping out the human race.
=Killed some of the most importat people of the world thanks to the 'first contact' bullcrap.
="They blew up the Congress! HA HA HA HA!"
Powers & Abilities
=Excellent military strategists.
=Experienced soldiers.
=Rather good spies/infiltrators.
Weaknesses
=Earth's atmosphere.
=Their impulsivity.
=Country music.

Despite their over the top appearance and gibberish language, the Martians from "Mars Attacks!" demonstrate to be tough motherfukers.
Their weapons are extremely powerful, from laser guns and blasters that can reduce the victim into a skeleton in a few seconds, to sacks that can contain the explosion of an atomic missle and very fast and resistent flying saucers that shoot an deadly laser ray.
The Martains are able to move quite fast afoot despite their small size and can physically defeat the enemy when they cooperate. They have also various gadgets to torture their guinea pigs and are able to infiltrate flawlessly into the enemy's territory with complex costumes and devices to spy on the enemy.
The Martians are unbound by concerns of mortality, which makes the perfect selfless killer machines.

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THE DEATH BATTLE

WHICH ONE WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT?

I am going to hypotize this fan fictional battle by considering all that I've seen ONLY in the movies where these two alien species are featured.

While the Killer Klowns are almost invulnerable, they are still slow walkers, not that keen on action, and they have a quite infortunate Achilles heel: their big sized red noses, which if hit, cause the noseless Klown to spin and explode into thin shiny pieces.
Even if the Martians didn't know this, their laser guns have a such deadly power that if their ray would hit a Klown in any place of his body, it would still spead corroding the unfortunate Klown and cause the nose to melt as well, dooming him.

The weapons of the Klowns, while bizzarre and deadly, wouldn't really harm an incoming platoon of Martians. It would probably just slow them down with the cotton candy or popcorn Klown Snakes. The Martians have also the advantage of the flying saucers, which would easily wipe out an army of Klowns with the powerful laser beam. But let's keep this down to Earth (no pun intended).

There's also the fact that the Martians could easily outsmart the Klowns on a tactical and intellectual level, again, despite being over the top.
In their movie the Klowns unfortunately demonstrate that they're not exactly the smartest invaders to be ever put on film, as shown in the scene where they goofily mess shit up in a drug store like big babies, and they even mistake the Terenzi Brothers' ice cream truck for their leader (despite the fact that a TRUCK doesn't look like a Kown and they didn't found weird that their leader would start talking with human language... Yeah, they're quite stupid). So while looking terrifying and using deception as their main tactics to fool and catch a prey, the Klowns can be outsmarted if you give them a taste of their own medicine.
The Martians have a very violent and incredibly impulsive way to approach to things (which can distract them sometimes), but they're not stupid. They would learn the Klowns' tactics and their ways to attack and they would quickly figure out a way to strike them successfuly. A Klown wouldn't have time to stop, find a place where to screen shadows to summon a monster shadow puppet to kill some Martians, since they would immediatly shoot said Klown. The main tactic of the Martians is "if you can aim at something with your blaster, shoot at said target".
Hell, a Martian could even put on a Klown-looking disguise suit to infiltrate inside the Klowns' lair and spy their movements easily or place a bomb in there or something.

Klownzilla, the feared eighteen foot tall leader of the Klowns, would probably be able to kill a bunch of Martians, but he would probably get quickly defeated by a Martian operating inside a giant robot suit (kinda how Ellen Ripley would using a Power Loader against the Xenomorph Queen) or if hit by a flying saucer's laser or if said Martian footsoldiers concentrated their blasters until eventually hitting Klownzilla's nose. And no, Klownzilla's explosion wouldn't do much damage to the Martians since they probably would move away from it after learning that Klowns explode when they're hit in their weak point.

But with all that said, after learning that the Martians are smarter and their weapons are much deadlier and efficent than the Klowns' are, I must point out that the Martians are HEAVILY reliant on their weapons and devices.
In their movie it is shown that Earth's atmosphere (or the absence of nitrogen dioxide) can kill them. In fact, if you break the glass of their suits, they would die immediatly. And an ex-wrestler was able to defeat a Martian with some punches before the other Martians assaulted him together.
In short, if you put a Martian against a Klown in a fighting pit with no weapons for both, the Klown would easily kill the Martian with his bare hands by breaking his helmet or squashing his brains out with a powerful punch, as long as the Martian doesn't manage to reach his nose, but it would be a bold and risky move for a Martain who has no weapons to use against this taller and stronger adversary.
I also think that a Martian (again, with NO blasters or any other weapon) would have a hard time against some popcorn Klown Snakes.

And we should ALSO consider the fact that the Martians' weakness is Country Music. Or at least, some sound that has the tonal frequency of a Country Music singer while he sings. In this case the Klowns' ability to imitate perfectly the voices of human beings would become VERY handy for them. They would have to just walk towards the Martians while singing together Indian Love Call imitating Slim Whitman's voice, and they would commit a massacre and win any battle.

But despite that... I still think the Martians would win this Death Battle.
Again, the Klowns would have to be VERY lucky in order to find out that the Martains' weakness is Country Music, and given the fact that they're not very smart, I doubt they could even consider that to be their solution or guess that. The Martians wouldn't need luck to find out that the nose is the Klowns' weakness, which is alot worse than their weakness since it's so easy to discover in a direct fight. And the Klowns fighting against an army of ARMLESS Martain footsoldiers with no giant robots or flying saucers is REALLY hard to happen and it would be way too comfy for the Klowns.
So yeah, the Martians win... FATALITY!!!